when people don’t wash their hands after using the bathroom
friend: did you get a haircut?
world’s okayest friend
howdy y’all sweet iced tea hook em horns remember the alamo
every song is a ship song if you’re in too deep
backstories to random gifs are my favorite thing and they need to continue
me: YAAAAS BITCH SNATCH MY SOUL WITH THESE VOCALS!!!!!!
Simon Cowell: I wasn’t feeling it…you lost control the whole time….absolutely horrifying.
me: yeah girl that was dry as hell #try again
Kids terrify me