WHAT

doot:

SCREAMING CAUSE THIS IS SUCH A CHEEKY SEATTLE THING TO DO

pesh-tigo:

I took this screenshot like 10 years ago and its brilliance still makes me laugh my ass off

cutthroat kitchen

judge: where's the development of flavor? where's the seasoning? you didn't even make the right dish. you're a failure. you're even more disgusting than this plate. you're a repulsive excuse for a chef. your presentation is even uglier than you. I hate this food. I hate you. 
chef: ...
chef: I'm feelin a little nervous

ppl: maleficent was a mediocre movie

me: maleficent showed a female trauma survivor healing through her affection and familial bond with another woman also a dragon was involved Fuck You

dollartheatre:

friend: ends a text with a period
me: i don’t know what i did but what can i do to make up for it, please,

assholei:

youtrollthedice:
theimpolitecanadian:
when you drink the water and the tummy go sploosh sploosh
The fact that 246,720 ppl know what this is
it’s almost like everyone drinks water or something