ive been on here for 3 yrs and i still dont know what im doing / 17
SUPER HOT GIRL / BOUT ME K / SXC MUSIC / SUPER HOT PEOPLE WHO R NOT ME / MY DUMB POSTS / HIHELLOHEY ASK ME DUMB SHIT X / theme

me: [gently touches the sleeping cat]
cat: [makes a tiny cat noise]
me: ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh nooooooooooooooooooooooooo ohh noo ohhhhh nooooooo oh no oh nooooo oh my god oh noooo

academically:

when people don’t wash their hands after using the bathroom

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jakemalik:

friend: did you get a haircut?

me: 

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big-burrito:

world’s okayest friend

ONLY TEXANS WILL BE ABLE TO READ THIS:

gaypee:

howdy y’all sweet iced tea hook em horns remember the alamo

armin-out:

every song is a ship song if you’re in too deep

ashtoniousrex:

backstories to random gifs are my favorite thing and they need to continue

*me watching X Factor*

kobetyrant:

me: YAAAAS BITCH SNATCH MY SOUL WITH THESE VOCALS!!!!!!

Simon Cowell: I wasn’t feeling it…you lost control the whole time….absolutely horrifying.

me: yeah girl that was dry as hell #try again

alaskapunk:

Kids terrify me